eye contact high fives

Me(laughing): So I called this guy to see about renting his apartment 

Him: Ya?

Me: And he asked me how tall my dog was haha

Him: Were you like, "Uhmmm, shin height?"

Me: Ya! She's all legs....(mischievous smile)is that discrimination? I should file a complaint!

Him: It's not her fault! (Lady Gaga voice) She was born that way!