Fire In My Building

-I bust through the emergency exit door into a blurry crowd in housecoats with various pets-

My friend: You failed the test!

Me: Haha! I can't see anything! I was like make it stop *motions pulling covers over head*

*laughter in the crowd*

Me: So this is what everyone looks like in the morning! How long have you all been out here?!

My friend: About ten minutes

Me: I couldn't find my pants...aaaand I'm much more sober than when I went to bed haha

My friend: Ah, good party? I have company tonight and I have this really special table that I have been refurbishing so I spent the night doing that

Me(playful teasing): And you didn't bring it down here with you?!

*she laughs*

-one last straggler comes through the emergency exit door-

Someone in the crowd: Took you long enough!

My friend: See, don't feel bad! You weren't the last one out haha

The straggler: It's amazing what you can sleep through!