have you seen my rack?
-I'm carrying a bunch of clothes and I see my friend turning off the lights-
Me: oooOOOooooo(ghost noises)
Him: Oh hey, do you need the lights on?
Me(looking around): Have you seen my rack?
-he bursts out laughing-
Him: I have not seen your rack.
Me(blushing): THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!
we laugh until we almost cry
