Hear no evil

Him: Hey gorgeous! How are you feeling?
Me: Good! Great day! Having an allergic reaction to something though and my ear is twice as big as it should be
Him: Oooo, that's not good
Me: It will be ok. Ooo! Haha! I meant to text you and say it's like Pinocchio but my ear instead of my nose!
Him: From hearing things that aren't true!