I'll cook

-driving with my lesbian friend-
Her: What do you feel like?
Me: Sushi
Her: Cool, I know a place. Turn right and then right again
-as we pull up we see it's closed-
Her: I know another place. Turn right here
-it's closed too-
Her: We are getting pretty close to downtown
Me: Maybe we should just make food at my house *joking*(suave-manly-voice) and by make food, I mean get naked
-we both laugh-