no blank space for your name

When you called me crazy it made me laugh.

Firstly, because I took it as a compliment.

And secondly, I'm disappointed in your lack of literary creativity!

At least be like, "Bedlamite! Nefarious artist lesbian with raw-vegan tendencies! She shaved her head once in an act of foreswearing to the anti-heteronormative construct! Her shower is painted with wild flowers!"