1. Your ex.
Seriously stop. No. No! Shhhhhhh
2. Your diet/dietary restrictions/ allergies/ mono-diet-only-eat -plants-from-the-moon yada yada yada
3. Your cat/dog.
Sorry, no one gives a damn about Whiskers. I actually used to use this to get rid of men like 3 years ago. The proof, is in the pudding.