5 things I've learned juicing

Hey! Put down that bronut!

5 THINGS I LEARNED JUICING:

1. Foam= sexy green moustache. I get to look like a lumbersexual?! Say whaaaa?

(sans chest hair)

2. Throwing beet into juicer without a lid= murder scene

3. Apples are the juicing equivalent of cheese. Before I became super allergic to milk(all the swear words) I used to put cheese on anything I cooked that tasted bad. It works like a charm. Gross juice? Add an apple. *boom* Amazing. DONE.

4. It's all about the benjamins celery, apples, beets, cucumbers. 

This is how you afford to juice and still buy the boots with the fuuuuurrrrrrrrrrRRRrrrrrr

5. Juicing=HYPER. Most energy I have had after working a full day in AGES. It's nuts. Actually it's fruity......and vege. Ha.

Sigh, I love my juicer. 

If it was a person I would kiss it every morning. 

Like this: