Life
Pretty much my life summarized right here haha
Gym.
Puppy.
Fashion design.
Flat Foot Active Barbie
Hey fitsters!
Have you read about the new Barbie with FLAT FEET?
That's right! They have released her into the big bad world.
After the "Barbie Engineer" debacle this has earned them some feminism street cred.
Good job Mattel.
Have you read about the new Barbie with FLAT FEET?
That's right! They have released her into the big bad world.
After the "Barbie Engineer" debacle this has earned them some feminism street cred.
Good job Mattel.
Dad bod
The current "Dad bod" trend for male bodies that says, "I work out occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eight slices of pizza at a time" is not new.
Gay men have been appreciating this for ages!
They call this a "bear".
#firstworldproblems
-texting-
Her: I'm not going to the workout class this morning
Me: Honestly I really don't want to go. So tired. *drags limp body to coffee pot and pours coffee into mouth*
Her: You shouldn't go too!
Me: Oh god I do naaaatttttttttt want to go hahaha I have nothing to wear *cries into pillow* #firstworldproblems
Her: Lol!!!
Her: I'm not going to the workout class this morning
Me: Honestly I really don't want to go. So tired. *drags limp body to coffee pot and pours coffee into mouth*
Her: You shouldn't go too!
Me: Oh god I do naaaatttttttttt want to go hahaha I have nothing to wear *cries into pillow* #firstworldproblems
Her: Lol!!!
God give me strength!
And caffeine!
And a one piece mock neck bodysuit!
So I can look as babely as these menfolk!
Move For Hope
Hey guys!
I'm participating in this fitness event in a few weeks to raise money for shelters that support women who have experienced violence. If you want to make a donation to the cause that would be super awesome! Thanks:)
I'm participating in this fitness event in a few weeks to raise money for shelters that support women who have experienced violence. If you want to make a donation to the cause that would be super awesome! Thanks:)
Link here:
How I Lost 10lb this month
Me after I realized winter was over:
You guys, I wish I could say "Ohhhhh you know I just watched Netflix, ate loads of salty carbs, used my dog as a memory-foam-type pillow, and the weight just was carried off my body by angels....Victoria Secret Angels.....ya!"
But that would be a lie.
So. Here is the truth.
Firstly, I stopped drinking wine(sad faaaaace).
Next, I got sweaty.
Very.
Very.
Sweaty.
A tiny ballerina kicked my a**
The next day I walked like an 80 year old.
But I lived to tell the tale.
*high fives*
heeeellzyeah
Wait.....kisses are still calorie free....right?
I also stopped eating past 8pm.
Lastly, and honestly I think most importantly I bought a juicer and completely changed the way I was eating.
I put any green vegetable I can find in it.
And I feel AWESOME.
yaaassssssss!
Juicer for life!
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