new cat shirt
Got strep throat.
But then my gf got me this hilarious cute shirt to cheer me up.
Cats: the lesbian gateway drug to denim vests
There was theeeee cutest small white cat with a tiny bright pink nose at the pet food store when I went to buy dog food......
NO!
No Brandy!
You will not become a crazy cat lesbian! Put it back!
CatCon in LA
I bet you $20 that 50% of the Los Angeles lesbian community is at CatCon right meow
text me right meow
*catching up with my lesbian friend*
Her: I went to this lesbian event and there were like 200 other lesbians in the line outside. They all had the exact same asymmetrical haircut and "little boy" type designer clothes on. They were ALL on their phones texting and no one was talking to each other. They had bitchy, "I'm like waaay too good to be in this lineup" looks on their faces
Me: Texting their cats
Her: I went to this lesbian event and there were like 200 other lesbians in the line outside. They all had the exact same asymmetrical haircut and "little boy" type designer clothes on. They were ALL on their phones texting and no one was talking to each other. They had bitchy, "I'm like waaay too good to be in this lineup" looks on their faces
Me: Texting their cats
