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Tchaikovsky you rascal you

My first ever girlfriend and I would listen to Tchaikovsky together.
At the time I didn't get it. At all.
I would look at her with her eyes closed and know she was some place special. I would close my eyes also but to take a nap. No loss to me as napping is one of my favourite hobbies because I am secretly an old man haha
She and I were always on different pages, yet bound in the same book. Mere chapters from each other. She would cut and perm her own hair. It was wild.
We ended like Tchaikovsky's last symphony- we sadly slowing petered out....
Too much friendship for love. Too much love for friendship.
Also, did you know Tchaikovsky was gay? He was. In a time when it wasn't ok to be gay.

@edsheeran

*noodle box and cider with my lesbian friend before the Ed Sheeran concert*

Me: So on Twitter I invited Ed Sheeran to join us for pre-concert drinks!
Her: Hahaha! And?
Me: No response yet
Her: Aw haha
Me(smiling): He's playing hard to get

yessssssss!!!!!

*texting*

Her:
Tickets: purchased
Your ass: saved
Me: You are the best ever ever ever ever ever!!!!!!!!!?!
Her: Maybe?
Me: Oops no question mark! Too excited can't type lol

WE ARE GOING TO THE ED SHEERAN CONCERT!!!!!
AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!


Nooooooooooooo!!!!
I missed the Ed Sheeran ticket sale :(

Now how will we meet, become besties, and frolic into the sunset with Taylor Swift together?!

I'm gay! Arrest me!

*hanging out with my lesbian friend

Me: Are you going to the festival?
Her: Not sure
Me: I went last year because Ani DiFranco was there
Her: Who's that?
Me: Whaaaa?! (teasing) Are you sure you are a lesbian?
*she laughs*

Ani DiFranco was basically the 90's version of Lady Gaga in Russia