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Tchaikovsky you rascal you

My first ever girlfriend and I would listen to Tchaikovsky together.
At the time I didn't get it. At all.
I would look at her with her eyes closed and know she was some place special. I would close my eyes also but to take a nap. No loss to me as napping is one of my favourite hobbies because I am secretly an old man haha
She and I were always on different pages, yet bound in the same book. Mere chapters from each other. She would cut and perm her own hair. It was wild.
We ended like Tchaikovsky's last symphony- we sadly slowing petered out....
Too much friendship for love. Too much love for friendship.
Also, did you know Tchaikovsky was gay? He was. In a time when it wasn't ok to be gay.

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!


Nooooooooooooo!!!!
I missed the Ed Sheeran ticket sale :(

Now how will we meet, become besties, and frolic into the sunset with Taylor Swift together?!

closer

he
gets closer on the couch puts
his
arm around me

I
move
he kisses me on the cheek
he wants me
but
I want

you

My gay kryptonite

Me: I ran into him the other day at a party
My friend: Oh? How was that?
Me: (exasperated) AGH. 

Men chasing lesbians are like dogs chasing cars.
They have no idea what to do once they catch one.

bad desire

(cooing on the radio)
-I got a bad desire oohhhhhohhhhhhhhhhohhhh I'm on fire-

*the beauty salon smells like acetone and green tea lotion*
Her: What colour do you want to do?
-I look up at her long eyelashes-

What colour says, "You stabbed me in the front?"

Summer love

Her: She's not over her ex
Me: How long has it been?
Her: A year
Me: Whoah....ya...sometimes it takes a long time. Actually I was just talking about this the other day with another friend....I am FINALLY over my ex-girlfriend. It took forever
Her: How long were you together
Me: Just for the summer....but I was in love
Her(smiling): You ARE a lesbian
-we both laugh-