Junk Inside My Trunk
I am going to throw a party for my friends. And you all must leave my house with a gift from my drawer of things I bought for ex-girlfriends and never gave to them.
It's like a gift exchange.
You give me closure.
I give you a variety of size small clothing and trinkets!
My Grown-Ass-Woman Lesbian Breakup
The following evidence seems to be pointing me in the direction of being a fully functional adult
or
as some would say, "Being a grown-ass-woman"
(hides stick-on earrings behind back and nods in agreement with shifty eyes)
I just had what can most easily be described as the most amiable "breakup" of my entire life.
(and I'm pretty sure we are legit going to still be friends)
(and I'm pretty sure we are legit going to still be friends)
......quotation marks because it's complicated.
Like it always is, amiright?
Like it always is, amiright?
But not "complicated" like that time I broke up with that guy
and he broke into my place through the kitchen window
and then stole my ID and then said it ended up in his jeans "by accident" (WTF?!) AND THEN drove around the dog park for hours car-stalking me.
Not like that.
Top 25 Posts Of 2014!
Top 25 Posts Of 2014
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Thanks for laughing and crying with me
.....I love you guys!
1. Lesbian guide to Montreal:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-guide-to-montreal.html
2. The Parisian Way: Following Love
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/what-its-like-being-lesbian-in-dress.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/tinder-vs-plenty-of-fish-notes-from.html
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/i-knew-i-loved-you-when.html
7. Pastiche Not Pistachio
8. Tchaikovsky You Rascal
9. I crashed the NYE Party
10. Lesbian Santa Letter
11. More glitter, not cowbell
12. Shaved My Head! (lesbian haircuts for everyone!)
13. This interview is so gay
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14. At the cocktail party
15. French kiss
16. Pork, Rainbow Balloons, And One Sexy Girlfriend
17. Lesbian Witchcraft
18. It got better
***aaaaaand this happened
19. You are free
20. Snow storm in June
21. Love her
22. Lesbian sex ISN'T "real" sex
23. How love works
24. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
25. Girl Crush
Under the seat
Me: I found a bottle of wine under the passenger seat of my car today
Her: Haha! Nice! So, have you and your ex spoken yet?
Me: No she won't talk with me. She's vanished. Maybe she's hiding under the seat too!
I put my head under the table
Me: Oh hey! How's it going girl?!
-she laughs-
-she laughs-
you know guys, some beautiful things, they just don't last
Falling
Your heart was the cold side of the pillow
on a hot night
I fell for you like this:
