shoe bromance
-Montreal: we wander through the store-
Me: Ooooooo
-I pick up a purse and check out the handles-
-he sees a pair of bright pink heels-
Him: I love this colour so much I want to lick them!
Me: Ooooooo
-I pick up a purse and check out the handles-
-he sees a pair of bright pink heels-
Him: I love this colour so much I want to lick them!
Redneck numero uno
Met the first annoying redneck of my trip today in the grocery store.
Considering I've been here 4 days this ratio is not too bad.
*shrugs*
Calgary Lesbians
There ARE lesbians in Calgary!
I know for sure. I saw a table of them.
One had a shirt that said, "Respect the bean."
I'm not making this stuff up.
Clive Burger
Just had a Kate Upton moment at Clive Burger.
Seriously you guys.
WHY ARE THEIR BURGERS SO GOOD?!
WHY?!
hold my baby
The last time I was in this airport a total stranger handed me their baby.
True story.
I guess I don't give off baby-thief vibes....if it had been a puppy.....
dustin' off the boots for the weekend
Whaaaaatup Calgary?!
Get ready!
Here I cooooooome!
