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Her: I find lots of things intimate. Like laying in bed with someone and talking about things you wouldn't tell other people. Although it's not really sex related I still find it intimate
Me: Totally
Her: You are kind of baring your soul and have nothing to hide behind #deep haha
Me: Ya it's harder to let your guard down than your pants. Haha
Her: Exactly. And that's the best quote ever haha

fighting crime, in style!

I'm preeeetty sure my police officer friend needs this purse!
haha!
(she should probably also wear this outfit to work.....just sayin)

MONTREAL TRIP 2015 WOOOOOOOOOYEAAAAHHHHHBABY!

Me: Did I tell you I'm going to Montreal again?!!!
Him: For?
Me: Get drunk! Make out with hot girls! Dance all night!
Him: I want to come!
Me: You would make an excellent wingman!
Him: I don't want to be a wingman! I want to make out with hot girls!
Me: I was going to say, "I only know lesbians" but that's actually not true. They are like, "I'm French. I do whatever the f*** I want!"
Him: Haha!
it's true

Not really....kind of....maybe

Me: I'm wearing this long pink dress to the wedding. I was going to wear the green one but I think it's too slutty.
Her: Green one?
Me: Really tight and like *cat/tigress motions in the air*
Her: Ohhhh ya I know that one. I like the lace one!
Me: Lace one? OH! THE lace one!
Her: Ya!
Me: Hahaha I can't wear that to a wedding! That dress is like *I throw my hands up in the air*, "I'M SINGLE!!!"

hmmm.....aaaaactually....haha
joking. 
mostly joking.

GBF

*run into my gay best friend*

Him: Oooooooo! I love your top! That colour is good on you!
Me: Thanks! I've actually had it a long time. I just always wore a cardigan during the winter
Him(suave voice): You should only wear that. Just the top(cracking a smile)and nothing else
*I give him sexy eyes*
Me(laughing): Oh, I will!

crash into me

I reckon short sundresses and puppies are responsible for 15-20% of distracted driving car accidents.

(and Ruby Rose is responsible for the other 80%)