too many
Me: I love my bike. His name is Clive
Him: Nice. What made you name him Clive?
Me: He's the man for me haha
Him: Gives a good ride?
Me: Haha so so many witty things to say. I can't even decide.
Him: Haha too many
Girlfriend material
ahahaha
as you can tell I have always been both super stylish and into rainbows lol.
You know what that bonnet is made of?
Girlfriend material ;)
Universal Law Of Love
it is the universal law of love
that as soon as you are like,
"Meh, I'm over them"
they will show up in your life again
*shakes fist at sky*
PIPES!
Woman at the dog park (yelling at her puppy): Piper! PIPER! Give her the ball back!
Me(in my mind): .......um....I'm sorry my gaydar is going off the charts here.
Her: PIPES!
Me: Ok, seriously?!
Can I have your number?
this girl
*texting her*
Me(sing song flirting): Ihavesummmmthinggggggggforwooooo
Her: Summmmthingggformeeeeeee? Your lips?
Me(sing song flirting): Ihavesummmmthinggggggggforwooooo
Her: Summmmthingggformeeeeeee? Your lips?
maaaaaaaybeeee
Hot Vs. Crazy
Me(sigh): She's SO hot.....and...kinda crazy haha
Him(making graph-like gestures in the air): It's the hot vs crazy parameters! Generally the hotter someone is, the more likely they are to be nuts!
-I laugh-
Him: It's true!
Him(making graph-like gestures in the air): It's the hot vs crazy parameters! Generally the hotter someone is, the more likely they are to be nuts!
-I laugh-
Him: It's true!
I think everyone is kind of crazy.
You just have to find someone the same kind of crazy as you haha...
Happy Easter guys!
Happy Easter guys!
