Dear Nurse
Dear Nurse at the Women's Health Clinic who noticed me cracking a smile when she turned the screen away from me as she was taking down notes:
I was imagining you in a really bad mood doing your job and just typing,
"SLUT SLUT SLUT STUTITY SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT"
into people's files and how satisfying that would feel for you.
Saucy Minx
Me: Hey saucy minx! Happy Friday!
Him: Well saucy is my middle name...no doubt about it. Happs fridizzle to you too Ms. Femme Fatale!
.it's Miss Femme Fatale to you, sir.
Superbowl Sunday
I suddenly want to play football, please.
Dinah Shore Weekend, Palm Springs
*texting my friend*
Me: Is Dinah Shore sold out?
Her: Nope
Me: Coooool. Maybe this is weird but can I come with you? Is that crazy?......haha
Her: Not weird at all. The only problem is I have 5-7 ladies in my room though. It's a tight squeeze
Me: Hmmmm sounds good to me lol :/ haha
Her: Lol we can talk about it tomorrow
Me: Haha cool. I could sleep on you. To save space(thumbs up emoticon). I'm good like that
Her: You are so sweet (face blowing a kiss heart emoticon)
Me: Is Dinah Shore sold out?
Her: Nope
Me: Coooool. Maybe this is weird but can I come with you? Is that crazy?......haha
Her: Not weird at all. The only problem is I have 5-7 ladies in my room though. It's a tight squeeze
Me: Hmmmm sounds good to me lol :/ haha
Her: Lol we can talk about it tomorrow
Me: Haha cool. I could sleep on you. To save space(thumbs up emoticon). I'm good like that
Her: You are so sweet (face blowing a kiss heart emoticon)
I try. I try.
Boys will be boys
*hanging out with my friend*
Me: Hmmm do you have any lip chap?
Him(mischievous grin):....only on my lips
-we both laugh-
Me: Hmmm do you have any lip chap?
Him(mischievous grin):....only on my lips
-we both laugh-
boys will be boys.
She's a lady!
He sits on my couch.
I sit on on the ottoman.
Bettie (my dog) lays on the living room floor on her back, legs sprawled, begging for belly rubs.
Him: That's not very subtle
Me: Haha I know. My old roommate taught her to lay like that when she would say, "What do girls do for diamonds?!"
Him: Haha!
Me: I was like, "Hey! She's a lady!"
I sit on on the ottoman.
Bettie (my dog) lays on the living room floor on her back, legs sprawled, begging for belly rubs.
Him: That's not very subtle
Me: Haha I know. My old roommate taught her to lay like that when she would say, "What do girls do for diamonds?!"
Him: Haha!
Me: I was like, "Hey! She's a lady!"
