you have game
-she looks under the table-
Her: I can't find the missing pieces
-I peer across the wine glasses and pecans and under my left elbow-
Me: Oh! I have the game!
-I hold up a bag of orange pieces-
Her(smiling): Ya you have game.
-we both laugh-
Her: I can't find the missing pieces
-I peer across the wine glasses and pecans and under my left elbow-
Me: Oh! I have the game!
-I hold up a bag of orange pieces-
Her(smiling): Ya you have game.
-we both laugh-
Kiss a girl in suspenders
"LOOK! HOOLA HOOP DANCERS!" my friend shouts to me
Two women in flapper dresses swing glowing rings around their bodies
I play with a stranger's boa
Kiss a girl in suspenders
In a sea of top hats
and pearls
Comfort, not speed
-last night-
Her: I was looking at your Instagram and I wanted to tell you at work but didn't know if it was appropriate
(I have no idea where this is going)
Her: You have the best boobs ever!
Me: Thanks! They are built for comfort, not speed!
Her: I was looking at your Instagram and I wanted to tell you at work but didn't know if it was appropriate
(I have no idea where this is going)
Her: You have the best boobs ever!
Me: Thanks! They are built for comfort, not speed!
in the words of Howlin Wolf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlBqo8Pco_A
some folks built like dis, some folks built like dat haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlBqo8Pco_A
some folks built like dis, some folks built like dat haha
First Date
Him: So how was your date?
Me: Great! Omg!
Him: What?
Me: Ok so this super drunk lesbian asked my date out while we were on the date. It was soooo awkward and funny haha and then when she found out we were on a date she apologized and bought us whiskey sours
Him: Bahaha that's hilarious
femme problems lol
luckily the benefits outweigh the cons
Sexy non-sexy-time date
-2 girls and a guy go to a bar-
no, for real
Her: You totally should come to the Christmas party!
Me(I turn to my guy friend): You can be my sexy date!
Him: Ok!
Me: I mean....like....my non-sexy-time sexy date
Him: Haha don't worry I know what you meant
Me: Haha sweet
no, for real
Her: You totally should come to the Christmas party!
Me(I turn to my guy friend): You can be my sexy date!
Him: Ok!
Me: I mean....like....my non-sexy-time sexy date
Him: Haha don't worry I know what you meant
Me: Haha sweet
.....wrong cake guys....wrong cake.
Hot Date
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: I have a date!
Him: Nice! Where did you meet?
Me: At a wedding and then she was away on a trip. She just got back.
Him: Ah, you should have gone with her!
-I gesture to the world-
Me: But I must make clothes! Or what will the people wear?! They would be naked!
Him: .....could be ok
-we both laugh-
Me: I have a date!
Him: Nice! Where did you meet?
Me: At a wedding and then she was away on a trip. She just got back.
Him: Ah, you should have gone with her!
-I gesture to the world-
Me: But I must make clothes! Or what will the people wear?! They would be naked!
Him: .....could be ok
-we both laugh-
