First Date
Him: So how was your date?
Me: Great! Omg!
Him: What?
Me: Ok so this super drunk lesbian asked my date out while we were on the date. It was soooo awkward and funny haha and then when she found out we were on a date she apologized and bought us whiskey sours
Him: Bahaha that's hilarious
femme problems lol
luckily the benefits outweigh the cons