Vegan Teddybear
*-27 outside*
-an elegant lady in a purple and black fur coat gets into the elevator-
Me: I like your jacket
Her: Thanks! It's teddy bear plush!
Me: Vegan teddybear, I hope.
-she looks confused-
Me: ...not real teddybear fur. Vegan teddybear. No teddybears were killed in it's making?
Her: Haha! You are cute.
-she smiles-
Me: What's your name?
-an elegant lady in a purple and black fur coat gets into the elevator-
Me: I like your jacket
Her: Thanks! It's teddy bear plush!
Me: Vegan teddybear, I hope.
-she looks confused-
Me: ...not real teddybear fur. Vegan teddybear. No teddybears were killed in it's making?
Her: Haha! You are cute.
-she smiles-
Me: What's your name?
highlight of my day
How?!
Him: How did your blog get so popular SO fast?!
It's a lesbian secret.
as always, I will trade you for a date with Megan Fox
....I wanted to find a photo of her in a cute Santa hat but this will have to suffice
borrow my toothbrush
I sit on the edge of the tub and shave my legs.
She brushes her teeth with my toothbrush.
I look behind me.
I look behind me.
She smiles.
I hope when I'm old all I remember are moments like this.
More glitter, not cowbell
Me: Let's go do something!
Her: I can't have to sleep
Me: Booooo you suck
Her: What did you have in mind?
Me: I wanted to go dancing but all plans have fallen apart. Now snuggling with my dog in yoga pants lol
Her: That sounds pretty win win
Me: You should come over! We can get naked, dance around, and eat pizza! Just kidding. About the pizza part.
Her: I can't have to sleep
Me: Booooo you suck
Her: What did you have in mind?
Me: I wanted to go dancing but all plans have fallen apart. Now snuggling with my dog in yoga pants lol
Her: That sounds pretty win win
Me: You should come over! We can get naked, dance around, and eat pizza! Just kidding. About the pizza part.
basically a smaller version of this
but with more glitter
Sex, Pizza, Halloween Shenanigans
Halloween night 11:48pm
*via text to my friend 3 Provinces away*
Me:
Waaaaaa
HHa!
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Him: And sexy
Me:
hmmmmm pizza
Sexy
Pizza sex pizza sex
IAMadude
lol
Him:
You are teasing me now.
Drunk. Wanting sex. Wanting pizza. You are perfect.
Me: Come ear pizza with meeeew!
Two Lipsticks Are Better Than One
-I gaze out the window at passing cars-
Me: I want to do a trip next month to Montreal!
Him: Don't you want to go somewhere new? You just went there
Me: Ya, but one of my best friends lives there.....aaaand I met someone there....she's amazing...
(I look at him)
-we both smile-
Me: I want to do a trip next month to Montreal!
Him: Don't you want to go somewhere new? You just went there
Me: Ya, but one of my best friends lives there.....aaaand I met someone there....she's amazing...
(I look at him)
-we both smile-
