Dating Barbie
*2 am*
-Halloween party-
Me(dressed as Super Woman): Hey, do you know where the after-party is?
Her (dressed as Barbie): No, sorry
Super Woman: Oh ok, no worries. Thanks
Barbie: I hope you don't mind I was dancing with your boyfriend
Super Woman: Oh he's not my boyfriend. I'm gay
Barbie: Nice!
Super Woman: Do you want to go for a drink sometime?
Barbie: Ya sure!
-Halloween party-
Me(dressed as Super Woman): Hey, do you know where the after-party is?
Her (dressed as Barbie): No, sorry
Super Woman: Oh ok, no worries. Thanks
Barbie: I hope you don't mind I was dancing with your boyfriend
Super Woman: Oh he's not my boyfriend. I'm gay
Barbie: Nice!
Super Woman: Do you want to go for a drink sometime?
Barbie: Ya sure!
and then I did a little happy dance like this:
Girl Crush
Last night:
Her- insanely gorgeous....just ridiculous
Me- jaw on floor
*we are dancing*
Her: It's so loud, do you want to go outside?
Me: Ya sure let's go
-we sit down, it's chilly-
Her: You are so beautiful
Me(blushing): Awwww no! You are
(whaaaaa? ...did I die?....am I in heaven?)
Her: Here, take my number. Call me.
(OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, SERIOUSLY)
Her- insanely gorgeous....just ridiculous
Me- jaw on floor
*we are dancing*
Her: It's so loud, do you want to go outside?
Me: Ya sure let's go
-we sit down, it's chilly-
Her: You are so beautiful
Me(blushing): Awwww no! You are
(whaaaaa? ...did I die?....am I in heaven?)
Her: Here, take my number. Call me.
(OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, SERIOUSLY)
They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
*Saturday* Brandy goes to a wedding. At 2am Brandy finally finds the only other lesbian at this party. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.
*Monday* Cute wedding girl texts Brandy. They make plans to meet up. Brandy is happy.
*Wednesday* Brandy mets a comedian on Tinder. Brandy thinks, "Sweet!". Brandy goes to comedian's show.
-at the show-
The comedian: I am excited about moving to Toronto because there are more than 10 lesbians there!
-everyone laughs-
Me(in my mind): There must be more than 10 in this whole city
*Thursday* Brandy finds out that comedian girl already has a girlfriend. Brandy is sad but is happy to have a new friend. Later at night Brandy is looking through the comedian's Facebook photos and see's a photo of the wedding girl with the comedian. (Brandy can't lift one eyebrow but if she could she would right here). Brandy texts the wedding girl. Brandy finds out the wedding girl used to date the comedian girl.
*Monday* Cute wedding girl texts Brandy. They make plans to meet up. Brandy is happy.
*Wednesday* Brandy mets a comedian on Tinder. Brandy thinks, "Sweet!". Brandy goes to comedian's show.
-at the show-
The comedian: I am excited about moving to Toronto because there are more than 10 lesbians there!
-everyone laughs-
Me(in my mind): There must be more than 10 in this whole city
*Thursday* Brandy finds out that comedian girl already has a girlfriend. Brandy is sad but is happy to have a new friend. Later at night Brandy is looking through the comedian's Facebook photos and see's a photo of the wedding girl with the comedian. (Brandy can't lift one eyebrow but if she could she would right here). Brandy texts the wedding girl. Brandy finds out the wedding girl used to date the comedian girl.
THERE REALLY ARE ONLY 10 LESBIANS IN THIS ENTIRE CITY
...kinda reminds me of this haha
Smoke show
loud hip hop music
-she poses on the edge of the couch wearing 3 inch black heels-
Me: Ah yes! That's good!
-I take her photo-
Her: You can paint me!
Me: Yes!
Her: So we were together like 2 weeks and I asked him if he was seeing anyone else
Him(baffled): I was like, "No!"
Me: Well, obviously. Have you seen this smoke-show?! (I gesture to her sitting on the couch) What more could you possibly want?
-she poses on the edge of the couch wearing 3 inch black heels-
Me: Ah yes! That's good!
-I take her photo-
Her: You can paint me!
Me: Yes!
Her: So we were together like 2 weeks and I asked him if he was seeing anyone else
Him(baffled): I was like, "No!"
Me: Well, obviously. Have you seen this smoke-show?! (I gesture to her sitting on the couch) What more could you possibly want?
bow-chica-bow-meow
Last night I had a dream that I had 5 cats
And I had no idea where they came from
Hopefully cats represent girlfriends and this is a premonition
And I had no idea where they came from
Hopefully cats represent girlfriends and this is a premonition
bow-chica-bow-meow
