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Brandyeezy

If Kanye West and I designed a shoe we could call it the Brandyeezy

Just sayin.

Awolnation and consequently a book review!

Worst written book ever.
Haven't seen the movie(no thanks).
But damn this song is good.

psychedelic cat band for the win!

*He has soft brown eyes, the kind you want to curl up and have a nap in*

Me(yelling over the live band): We should start an obscene new-age band where we only play things that aren't real instruments!!
Him: We should have a cat in the band too!!
Me: Totally!
Him: And projections of psychedelic cats!

yaaaaasssssssssssss!

Give me love

like I wasn't already in love with Ed Sheeran 
and then he has to do this:
and also has the most beautiful woman ever as an angel who shoots people with love:
....is it even legal for her to be this good looking?
she probably causes car crashes daily
Here's a link to the music video if you haven't seen it yet:

Bob Dylan

I don't always wake up looking like Bob Dylan.
But when I do it looks like this.

Cigars

Him: I apologize, I smell like cigars. I only smoke them twice a year.
-he shows me his new art-
Me: Don't worry about it
-he pours me a drink-
Me(sincere): You know, I actually like the aesthetic of smoking. It's sexy

*I make some air gestures indicating an elegant French woman smoking on a balcony*

Him(smiling): Oh, ya?
Me: Ya. I tried smoking once.... chain smoked all night at a party in LA

I was nineteen.
I sounded like Tom Waits for a week.