The Perks Of Unlikely Friendship
Recently
I became friends with someone I never thought I would be friends with.
And I learned about Hozier. Possibly the best band I have heard it a very, very, very long time. And I don't take usage of the word "very" lightly.
This song is totally insanely good(and depressing) but also enlightening. It's like a hug and a slap in the face followed by a shot of whiskey. You will just walk away like, "Daaaamnnn."
ok, and then if you need a pick-me-up come over for a kiss and we will listen to this:
mmm, k?
Bonjovi doppelganger
I don't always wake up looking like Bonjovi.
But when I do it looks like this.
Blank Space For Your Name
The Mom: My three year old was singing, "I'm a nightmare dressed up as a daydream" into the karaoke machine
Me: The Taylor Swift "Blank Space" song?
The Mom: Ya
Other lady: That's my theme song!
Me: The Taylor Swift "Blank Space" song?
The Mom: Ya
Other lady: That's my theme song!
Crazy In Love (right meow)
Her: We haven't named our new cat, so we call him Kitty Cat
Me: I think that's cute!
Her: My husband doesn't like it. He was like(completely deadpan), "What if the cat has to apply for a job one day?"
Me: Haha!
Her(smiling): I was like, "Ahhh this is why I married him. Only he would say that."
This, is exactly what I want.
But in lesbian form.
True love.
...or, I would settle for being the lettuce in this Tegan/Sara/Taylor Swift sandwich.
just saying
just saying
How Taylor Swift Outed Me As Gay
*Years ago*
-Driving in Los Angeles with my fiance-
Me: Taylor Swift is so beautiful
-I gesture to a massive billboard of her face-
Him: You want to make out with her?
Me: No!
-Driving in Los Angeles with my fiance-
Me: Taylor Swift is so beautiful
-I gesture to a massive billboard of her face-
Him: You want to make out with her?
Me: No!
Yes. Yes I do.
Generation
-on Skype-
Him: Hey, ok give me a thumbs up if you can hear this, k?
He turns on some beats and nods his head
He starts free style rapping
This f***ing guy.
His lyrics are so personal
But ever since the first time I saw him perform I have felt like he's channeling an entire generation.
His new stuff is wicked. Can't wait until he posts it so I can share it with you guys.
Crazy talented.
Him: Hey, ok give me a thumbs up if you can hear this, k?
He turns on some beats and nods his head
He starts free style rapping
This f***ing guy.
His lyrics are so personal
But ever since the first time I saw him perform I have felt like he's channeling an entire generation.
His new stuff is wicked. Can't wait until he posts it so I can share it with you guys.
Crazy talented.
