Traumatizing your cat
When I meow back at cats I always wonder what I'm saying.
Like tonight I imagine Henry was like, "I'm scared, who are you? I'm under the couch!"
And I meowed back like, "Lipstick! It's Tylenol! Hot spot! Celine Dion Lion!"
psychedelic cat band for the win!
*He has soft brown eyes, the kind you want to curl up and have a nap in*
Me(yelling over the live band): We should start an obscene new-age band where we only play things that aren't real instruments!!
Him: We should have a cat in the band too!!
Me: Totally!
Him: And projections of psychedelic cats!
Me(yelling over the live band): We should start an obscene new-age band where we only play things that aren't real instruments!!
Him: We should have a cat in the band too!!
Me: Totally!
Him: And projections of psychedelic cats!
yaaaaasssssssssssss!
Baller
Me: See! YOU are the heartbreaker! Haha
Him: Ya....
Me: You are always calling me that but you are the one breaking hearts
Him: I just like saying it to you
Me: I like it too. Makes me feel like a baller!
-he laughs-
Him: Ya....
Me: You are always calling me that but you are the one breaking hearts
Him: I just like saying it to you
Me: I like it too. Makes me feel like a baller!
-he laughs-
Puppybowl!!!
You guys!
There SHOULD be a Puppybowl!
I would totally watch that! Labs Vs. Poodles!
Half time show: Grumpy Cat.
Done!
JUST glitter
Me: Oooooooooooooooo I love your nails!
Her: Oh thanks! They are just glitter
Me: There is no such thing as JUST glitter!
Her: Oh thanks! They are just glitter
Me: There is no such thing as JUST glitter!
below: how I feel about glitter and sequins
Phantom Flu
I have the "phantom flu". It's here and then it's gone and then it's back again and then it's gone. I just want to be like, "SHOW YOUR FACE!"
