Dyke the halls
Dyke the halls with cats a merry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Eggnog and rum so we get feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the denim vests before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell you of rainbow treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gatheround in our hipster glasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous all in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Eggnog and rum so we get feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the denim vests before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell you of rainbow treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gatheround in our hipster glasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous all in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!
If I had a cat
If I had a cat I would never wear pants
I would just walk around like this:
dating this awesome chick
-driving-
Her: Tomorrow, can we stop at the fabric store?
Her friend: Why?
Her(super excited): I want to make a quilt with cats on it!
Her: Tomorrow, can we stop at the fabric store?
Her friend: Why?
Her(super excited): I want to make a quilt with cats on it!
haha
explosion of cuteness.
explosion of cuteness.
Lesbian At Airport Security
-at airport security-
Customs officer: Do you have anything to declare?
-I cover my eyes with one hand and unzip a large suitcase with the other-
THOUSANDS OF HAPPY MEOWING CATS
POUR OUT OF MY BAG ONTO THE AIRPORT FLOOR
*I wake up*
Cat fight
Her: So I ran into this douchebag guy I used to date with his new girlfriend and I don't even use Twitter but she immediately "Tweeted" or "Twittered" or whatever it's called and was SUPER mean about me
Him: How many mean things can you say in 140 characters?!
Him: How many mean things can you say in 140 characters?!
How this would be solved in nature:
bow-chica-bow-meow
Last night I had a dream that I had 5 cats
And I had no idea where they came from
Hopefully cats represent girlfriends and this is a premonition
And I had no idea where they came from
Hopefully cats represent girlfriends and this is a premonition
bow-chica-bow-meow
