Dyke the halls

Dyke the halls with cats a merry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
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Don we now our gay apparel
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Eggnog and rum so we get feral
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See the denim vests before us
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Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
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While I tell you of rainbow treasure
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Gatheround in our hipster glasses
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Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
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Sing we joyous all in leather
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Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!