woooooOOOOOOOOoowwwwww

I think we should just take a minute to look at how amazing this is.
(I even used proper punctuation there! I mean business!)

Here is the first ever black president of the USA.
(using Twitter! cuuuuute.)

Stating gay marriage is now legal in ALL of the states! 

*boom*

mind blown

You sir, rule.

For a variety of reasons.

(including that your wife has excellent biceps and cares about the childhood obesity epidemic! That's right. I see you Michelle. *high five*)