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Presence

Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.

I'm cheesy, but sincere

Also, sincerely cheesy.

U-Haul Lesbian

Harry figured out what U-Haul lesbians have known for decades 

Bad Blood

Me: Would you date someone you work with?
Her: I'm not sure. You?
Me: No, you should never sleep with someone you can't get away from
Her: Haha!

Mohawk puppy for the win

sweet nothings

*texting my gf when I'm sick*

Me: I have husky man jazz smoker voice. The best part of being sick #winning
Her: Sexy!
Me: I want to whisper sexy things in your ear. Like *grilled cheese*
Her: Stop it you're getting me worked up ;)
Me: Hahaha