Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.
Harry figured out what U-Haul lesbians have known for decades
Me: Would you date someone you work with?
Her: I'm not sure. You?
Me: No, you should never sleep with someone you can't get away from
Her: Haha!
*texting my gf when I'm sick*
Me: I have husky man jazz smoker voice. The best part of being sick #winning
Her: Sexy!
Me: I want to whisper sexy things in your ear. Like *grilled cheese*
Her: Stop it you're getting me worked up ;)
Me: Hahaha