fact:
There is no way to be stealthy in a sweater covered in reindeer bells.
classic
Me: I'm only staying for one drink
*shuts down dance floor*
The Perks Of Unlikely Friendship
Recently
I became friends with someone I never thought I would be friends with.
And I learned about Hozier. Possibly the best band I have heard it a very, very, very long time. And I don't take usage of the word "very" lightly.
This song is totally insanely good(and depressing) but also enlightening. It's like a hug and a slap in the face followed by a shot of whiskey. You will just walk away like, "Daaaamnnn."
ok, and then if you need a pick-me-up come over for a kiss and we will listen to this:
mmm, k?
Sisters
-after having a huge fight on Granville Street-
She reaches across the table
and crushes my tiny little sister fingers in her "I will kick your a** palm"
we smile at each other
and agree
to disagree on everything
forever
Is something burning?
-Christmas day with the fam-
Grandma(peering around): Is something burning?
Little girl in pigtails: Can I have a yoghurt?
-Little boy runs screaming through the living room-
Peruvian Mom: NONONO te toque que hace calor! MIRA!
-Three year old in pink unicorn slippers hops by singing "Let iiiiit gooooooo letttt it gooooo"-
Me: I can't find the celery
-Fire alarm goes off-
Grandma(peering around): Is something burning?
Little girl in pigtails: Can I have a yoghurt?
-Little boy runs screaming through the living room-
Peruvian Mom: NONONO te toque que hace calor! MIRA!
-Three year old in pink unicorn slippers hops by singing "Let iiiiit gooooooo letttt it gooooo"-
Me: I can't find the celery
-Fire alarm goes off-
the adults wave kitchen towels through the air
My brother cut my hair
-the razor buzzes-
Me: Maybe this could be an alternative career for you haha
Him: I don't know....
Me: If it's really bad I will just say you were drunk!
Him: Too much eggnog?
Me: Maybe this could be an alternative career for you haha
Him: I don't know....
Me: If it's really bad I will just say you were drunk!
Him: Too much eggnog?
haha...sure
(he actually did a remarkably good job of my hair!)
(he actually did a remarkably good job of my hair!)
P.s. While writing this I got hug attacked by a five year old
P.s.s. Gotta run, apparently I am part of a snowman building project
P.S.S.. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
