Dyke the halls
Dyke the halls with cats a merry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Eggnog and rum so we get feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the denim vests before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell you of rainbow treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gatheround in our hipster glasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous all in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Eggnog and rum so we get feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
See the denim vests before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell you of rainbow treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gatheround in our hipster glasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous all in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!
Don we now our gay apparel falala lalala lalala
-texting in bed-
Me:
Hitting the gay
gay
haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
omg phone
Her: You're so gay
Me:
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gaaaaaAAAYyyyyyyyyy
Her:
Ba ha ha
You're so gay you probably think this song is about you don't you
"Don we now our gay apparel falala lalala lalala"
You had me at scissor cookies
-2 femme lesbians texting-
Me: YES!
Her: Omg we could get truck cookie cutters and make u-hauls! And scissors. And cats. And plaid. Am I missing a stereotype?!?!
Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide
Her: Are you going home for Christmas?
Me: Yup!
Her: Have you seen your family since you came out?
Me: Nope!
Her: Huh...that's probably going to be really weird for you, hey?
Me: Yup!
To help I've created this three step
*Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide!*
1. Wine
2. Wine
3. Wine
Ellen Breaks The Internet
soooooo this just made my day hahaha
Lesbian Santa Letter
Dear Santa,
I have beengood....pretty good this year. I have not run over any little old ladies, I eat my collard greens(.....is kale a collard green.....what are collard greens?!), and always have protected(ish) sex.
So! Since you are so busy I made this handy shopping list for you (I'm so considerate!)
Need:
1. Someone to clean my shower
2. Expensive shoes....ok fine this isn't a "need"
3. Plane ticket to LA. No, for real. I need this.
Want:
1. Sexy girlfriend/partner to see 3-4 times a week
2. We will (obviously) need a U-haul booked approximately 4-5 weeks after meeting so we can live together
3. If we could move straight into a home outfitted exactly like Anthroplogie that would be great!
Hope I'm not asking too much. By the way, that beard looks hot on you.
You were so hipster before the hipsters.
muah
Brandy
I have been
So! Since you are so busy I made this handy shopping list for you (I'm so considerate!)
Need:
1. Someone to clean my shower
2. Expensive shoes....ok fine this isn't a "need"
3. Plane ticket to LA. No, for real. I need this.
(below: what I will be doing there)
1. Sexy girlfriend/partner to see 3-4 times a week
( OMGAWD look how cute we are!!! so in love)
(yay!)
You were so hipster before the hipsters.
muah
Brandy
