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Fine racing machine

-at a red light in Vancouver-

My sister(gesturing to the car beside us): I see your corvette! And I raise you a smart car!
Me: Rev your engine!

our fine racing machine bahaha

Christmas Eve In A Pear Tree

On the day before Christmas Vancouver gave to meeeeeeeee
One niece in pigtails
Two latkes and a gluhwein
Three minutes of my Mom crying
Fouurrrrrrrth Av emergency shooooopping
Fiiiiiive presents wrapped!
Six hours with my big brother
And a brandeeeeliooooon in a pear treeee.....

The island vortex

I never wear makeup at my parents.
Or do my hair.
Sometimes I shower, but mostly I swim in the sea.
For one week.
Every year.

10/10

This weekend I:
1. Danced for 5 hours straight in 3" heels
2. Saw "The Nutcracker Ballet" (with a live orchestra and everything!)
3. Did a shot of something blue

Christmas vacation rating so far 10/10.

Debauchery

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS HAVE STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is all.
may the debauchery begin


Happy holigays!

heeeeeyyyyyouuuguuuyyyyys!!!!
I write you today from beside my teeny tiny Christmas tree where I am sitting in boxers spending my night picking fabrics for a new fashion collection I'm designing(EXCITING!)
I love my job sooooo muchiiiiieeeee 
yesssumzzzzzz

aaaalso!!! 
Tomorrow is the last Friday before Christmas break!!! And I CAN'T WAIT to see my friends and family! It's been way way way too long. Many bear hugs to be had by all!

7 days until Christmas!!!
Ah!!!!:)