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-Christmas day with the fam-

Grandma(peering around): Is something burning?
Little girl in pigtails: Can I have a yoghurt?
-Little boy runs screaming through the living room-
Peruvian Mom: NONONO te toque que hace calor! MIRA!
-Three year old in pink unicorn slippers hops by singing "Let iiiiit gooooooo letttt it gooooo"-
Me: I can't find the celery
-Fire alarm goes off-

-the razor buzzes-
Me: Maybe this could be an alternative career for you haha
Him: I don't know....
Me: If it's really bad I will just say you were drunk!
Him: Too much eggnog?

This morning over delicious non-vegan* gasp* brunch (thats's right people we aren't all vegan! aaaamazing!) my most excellent lesbian friend informed me about the 5 lesbian haircuts.
Too good not to share!
P.s. I am not-so-slowly becoming OBSESSED with poached eggs! What sorcery is this!? Bah!

1. The dandy/Beiber
(quiiiiiite dapper!)


ammiright?
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

2. Assymetrical long in front
.....or long in back(aka side mullet)

3. One side shaved
4. Both sides shaved with top bun
(this is a fancy swirly one but usually it's like this but just a plain bun)
(p.s. babe alert!)
5. The rooster( I don't know what this is actually called but I keep seeing it on lesbians leading to me believing it is "a lesbian thing")

My flatlock brings all the seams to the yard
And their like
It's better than yours
And damn right it's coverstitch on knits
I can lap seam
But I have to charge

On Tuesday a stranger told me I look "exactly like Taylor Swift when she used to wear her hair curly"

So:

1. You actually totally made my week
2. Thank you!
3. I'm never straightening my hair again haha
4. I just gained about 4 hours of my life back each week. What will I do with all the extra time?!?!

Dear person who "accidentally" synced my Dad's IPOD to my computer when I was 20 and uploaded photos of me in lipstick and a questionable amount of clothing onto his machine:

3 things:
1. I know who you are.
2. You still owe me
3. I like shoes