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Sunday Funday

Yesterday:

1. Finally felt better and looked human! YAY!
2. Went to see cute girl that I'm dating
3. We went shopping
                                       
3. We shaved 2 friend's heads by request
....everyone is sober now...and no one is upset....so far
4. Made dinner for cute girl

Stop, Drop, Roll

-texting-

Me: Do you have a costume already?
Her: Not yet;(
Me: Oh no! We will remedy that :)
Her: Yaaasss. Mission unicorn dance outfits!
Me: Much win! All zeeeeee glitter!
Her: I vote we cover a tarp in glitter, cover our outfits in glue, and then roll through the glitter

so much yes.
so. 
much.

I like this guy's style bahahaha

Part of me said, "No, it's wrong to take this photo."
.....but the mischievous side said, "YES DO IT!"

Facepalm

after recovering from having the official 2015 death flu of pure evil for 2 WHOLE ENTIRE WEEKS and going to work and sleeping and not seeing cute girl I'm dating because I didn't want to get her sick now I am finally feel better and she feels sick
damn the fates!
-throws self dramatically into pillows-

Bonjovi doppelganger

I don't always wake up looking like Bonjovi.
But when I do it looks like this.

Why I'm Not Allowed In Home Depot

Him: Can I help you?
Me: No thanks, that's ok
Him: We have gardening things, I'll show you the shovels
Me: For the bodies?
-he gives me a bewildered look followed by a blank stare-