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New Year Resolutions

I don't reeeeally believe in NYE resolutions.

Once, I swore to floss every day and that lasted like 2 days.

I prefer to consistently pick up positive habits from people around me.
A osmosis type effect:

Example: Wow, I love how talented he is but elegantly modest.

or, I love how she dresses simple and classic but not dowdy

or, wow, she is super strong but compassionate

or I like how she is thoughtful but doesn't apologize for being herself

I generally surround myself in people I admire.

Anyways, I do have a few tangible goals.
1. Like most of the human population under the age of, let's say 35, I have a student loan. I am going to pay it off this year. Pretty attainable. And it was worth every cent because I love the crap out of my career choice.

2. Take care of my body

Not in a crazy neurotic way but just you know, eat lots of veges, don't stress out, enjoy life, work out, sleep (preferably in spoon cuddling position with someone sexy.....ahem hem hem)

3. Learn boatloads at work. This is happening anyways. But I just want to be really present and absorb. Sponge-like.

4. Have fun! Just enjoy, have the best time ever(like you had to tell me twice, ha!), and don't fret so much over the small stuff

Top 25 Posts Of 2014!

Top 25 Posts Of 2014

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1. Lesbian guide to Montreal:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-guide-to-montreal.html

2. The Parisian Way: Following Love

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/the-parisian-way-following-love.html

3. What it's like being a lesbian in a dress:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/what-its-like-being-lesbian-in-dress.html

4. Orange is the new Brandy:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html

5. Tinder Vs. Plenty Of Fish. Notes from a seasoned sailor-ess.
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/tinder-vs-plenty-of-fish-notes-from.html

6. I knew I loved you when:
http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/i-knew-i-loved-you-when.html

7. Pastiche Not Pistachio

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/10/pastiche-not-pistachio.html

8. Tchaikovsky You Rascal

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/10/tchaikovsky-you-rascal-you.html

9. I crashed the NYE Party

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2015/01/i-crashed-nye-party.html

10. Lesbian Santa Letter

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/lesbian-santa-letter.html

11. More glitter, not cowbell

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/more-glitter-not-cowbell.html

12. Shaved My Head! (lesbian haircuts for everyone!)

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/shaved-my-head-lesbian-haircuts-for.html

13. This interview is so gay

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/this-interview-is-so-gay.html

14. At the cocktail party

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/at-cocktail-party.html

15. French kiss

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/french-kiss.html

16. Pork, Rainbow Balloons, And One Sexy Girlfriend

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/08/pork-rainbow-balloons-and-one-sexy.html

17. Lesbian Witchcraft

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/lesbian-witchcraft.html

18. It got better

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/11/it-got-better.html

***aaaaaand this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9V9E2gow-8

19. You are free

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/10/you-are-free.html

20. Snow storm in June

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/snowstorm-in-june.html

21. Love her

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/09/love-her.html

22. Lesbian sex ISN'T "real" sex

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/10/lesbian-sex-isnt-real-sex.html

23. How love works

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/10/how-love-worksdiagram.html

24. They dance. They kiss. They exchange numbers.

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/10/they-dance-they-kiss-they-exchange.html

25. Girl Crush

http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/10/girl-crush.html

Eternal love

-via email-

Me(*mostly joking): If you bring me Neocitran you will earn my eternal love
Neighbour guy: That sounds cheap. I like it!
Me: Hahaha you are funny

-hours later-
Neighbour guy: Hanging on your door handle. I'm awesome
Me: Thank you
Neighbour guy: No love?
Me: You are the awesome sauce
Neighbour guy: I only expect you to love me forever in return with a passion that supersedes any girlfriend past, present, or that you may have in the future

haha. this guy.

Plaid

*shopping with the girl I'm dating*

-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!

we are way too cute

Phantom Flu

I have the "phantom flu". It's here and then it's gone and then it's back again and then it's gone. I just want to be like, "SHOW YOUR FACE!"

Bromance

Me: Have you ever been attracted to a guy?
Him: No, I mean, who doesn't have a man crush on David Beckham? But I don't want to get naked with him
Me: I was hoping you would turn out to be gay. Such a loss. We could have been such great friends
Him: I can honestly say no one has ever said that to me before

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