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she's the best

cute girl got me flowerrrrrrrrrs!!!
couples who are creepy together stay together haha
#missyoualreadybabe
#imoutsideyourwindow
#kiddingnotkidding

the kind of girl

the night she drove here the air was thick and hot
everything smelled like honey and lightning lit up the sky

the next week I bought her a toothbrush for my place 
(even though watching her brush her teeth with her finger
was the highlight of my day)

she looks perfect when she wakes up
and when I say weird things
she responds with something even weirder

we laugh so hard it's hard to breathe
and I've never met a skinny person 
so comfortable to nap with

she's the kind of girl you take to your parents
and you take to sushi
and you take to cut a key to your apartment

it's like I dreamt her up
except she's always there when I wake up

Presence

Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.

I'm cheesy, but sincere

Also, sincerely cheesy.

U-Haul Lesbian

Harry figured out what U-Haul lesbians have known for decades 

sweet nothings

*texting my gf when I'm sick*

Me: I have husky man jazz smoker voice. The best part of being sick #winning
Her: Sexy!
Me: I want to whisper sexy things in your ear. Like *grilled cheese*
Her: Stop it you're getting me worked up ;)
Me: Hahaha