Only Naked Friend
I don't like the term "partner".
It makes me feel like we are joint owners of a vacuum cleaner repair shop.
"Girlfriend" doesn't really clarify anything either.
And generally just leads to further questions.
And you deserve better than that.
You deserve something that isn't tarnished yet.
Which is why I call you my "naked friend".
Only naked friend.
Cats: the lesbian gateway drug to denim vests
There was theeeee cutest small white cat with a tiny bright pink nose at the pet food store when I went to buy dog food......
NO!
No Brandy!
You will not become a crazy cat lesbian! Put it back!
special delivery
-texting the girl I'm dating-
Me: What's your address?
*she sends it to me*
Me: I'm going to glue a stamp to my forehead and go sit on a mailbox
Me: What's your address?
*she sends it to me*
Me: I'm going to glue a stamp to my forehead and go sit on a mailbox
dirty laundry
Her: I accidentally brought your shirt home. Do you wash it any special way or can it go in the dryer?
Me: Oh all good. Cold wash hang to dry. Feel free to wear it or put it on your dog or use it as a cape when you are drunk.
Her: Haha, third option for sure
Me: I'm glad you are using my shirt as a cape. I'm using yours as a pillow. #creepy #itsmellsdifferentthanwhenyouwereasleep haha
Her: Bahahahahaha you're the greatest haha
Me: Oh all good. Cold wash hang to dry. Feel free to wear it or put it on your dog or use it as a cape when you are drunk.
Her: Haha, third option for sure
Me: I'm glad you are using my shirt as a cape. I'm using yours as a pillow. #creepy #itsmellsdifferentthanwhenyouwereasleep haha
Her: Bahahahahaha you're the greatest haha
Yes!
Her: Well, it would be easier if we were married
Me: Hmmm.....will you marry me? Problem solved!
Her: Yes! Hahaha typical lesbians!
Hasbian
Him: I have been binge watching Orange Is The New Black!
Me: Ohhhh so good!
Him: This show has me feeling like.....most women are lesbians? Partially?
Me: welllll...... more like tourists.
Me: Ohhhh so good!
Him: This show has me feeling like.....most women are lesbians? Partially?
Me: welllll...... more like tourists.
Also know as the "hasbian"
