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#lovewins

Congratulations to all of the couples in the USA who can officially get married now!
proud to be alive at this time to witness human rights taking huge steps forward!

woooooOOOOOOOOoowwwwww

I think we should just take a minute to look at how amazing this is.
(I even used proper punctuation there! I mean business!)
Here is the first ever black president of the USA.
(using Twitter! cuuuuute.)
Stating gay marriage is now legal in ALL of the states! 

*boom*
mind blown

You sir, rule.
For a variety of reasons.
(including that your wife has excellent biceps and cares about the childhood obesity epidemic! That's right. I see you Michelle. *high five*)
Human rights:
Gay rights. 
Racial equality.
Women's rights.
Love IS love.
And yes Obama, love wins.
Every.
Time.

GAY MARRIAGE LEGALIZED IN ALL OF THE USA TODAY!!!

Me: Gay marriage was legalized in all of the U.S. today! Did you read that yet?
Her: Yeah, I did! So awesome
Me: Badass! Yaaaaa 21st century biatchesssZZ!
Her: Hahaha I just pictured you saying that in front of everyone at Parliament Hill and then doing a mic drop

BOOYA!

the heart wants

-her dog runs up to my dog and chases mine around the park-
-she tries to get her dog to come back but he isn't listening to her at all-
Her(gesturing in an apologetic manner): He likes the ladies.

Don't we all haha

Pious Pies

Opening a shop called Pious Pies.
The crusts will be made into the shape of all the Gods!
Including Ellen DeGeneres- God of lesbians!

Fo free!

Got a free razor in the mail. 
Is this God's way of telling me to shave my legs?
#patriarchypeerpressure
#jokingishavemylegsalready