Congratulations to all of the couples in the USA who can officially get married now!
proud to be alive at this time to witness human rights taking huge steps forward!
I think we should just take a minute to look at how amazing this is.
(I even used proper punctuation there! I mean business!)
Here is the first ever black president of the USA.
(using Twitter! cuuuuute.)
Stating gay marriage is now legal in ALL of the states!
*boom*
mind blown
You sir, rule.
For a variety of reasons.
(including that your wife has excellent biceps and cares about the childhood obesity epidemic! That's right. I see you Michelle. *high five*)
Human rights:
Gay rights.
Racial equality.
Women's rights.
Love IS love.
And yes Obama, love wins.
Every.
Time.
Me: Gay marriage was legalized in all of the U.S. today! Did you read that yet?
Her: Yeah, I did! So awesome
Me: Badass! Yaaaaa 21st century biatchesssZZ!
Her: Hahaha I just pictured you saying that in front of everyone at Parliament Hill and then doing a mic drop
BOOYA!
-her dog runs up to my dog and chases mine around the park-
-she tries to get her dog to come back but he isn't listening to her at all-
Her(gesturing in an apologetic manner): He likes the ladies.
Don't we all haha
Opening a shop called Pious Pies.
The crusts will be made into the shape of all the Gods!
Including Ellen DeGeneres- God of lesbians!
Got a free razor in the mail.
Is this God's way of telling me to shave my legs?
#patriarchypeerpressure
#jokingishavemylegsalready