shaving?
Me: Do you shave your legs?
Her: Hahaha yes. Are there girls that don't, is that a thing?
Me: OMG yes. Like 80% of the lesbians I know
Her: What?! Seriously?
Me: They think it's repressive. I see their point. But I like to shave. I'm conditioned haha it's too late for me!
how I feel after I shave my legs:
ladies never tell
Me: How are the kids?
Him: Good.... you never tell me anything anymore.... do you have a girlfriend? (smiling) or girlfriends?
Me(laughing): Heeeaaaaay!
I am insulted...
but also equally flattered!
Gold Star Lesbian
*texting*
Me: I've never met a gold star lesbian before haha
Her: We are a dying breed lol jk
Me: You are funny
Her: Feels like a National Geographic documentary....watch the gold star lesbian in her natural habitat surrounded by cats and watching OITNB
Me: I've never met a gold star lesbian before haha
Her: We are a dying breed lol jk
Me: You are funny
Her: Feels like a National Geographic documentary....watch the gold star lesbian in her natural habitat surrounded by cats and watching OITNB
Gay pride aftermath
*Monday morning*
And in other news
this florescent pink hair chalk is a little more
permanent than the box claims
hahaha
Just one
"I'm only having one drink!"
Said no one at an awesome Gay Pride dance party.
Ever.
The femme struggle
*at Pride dance party*
-yelling over loud dance music to my lesbian friend-
Her: Is that seriously the gayest thing you could wear?
Me: I'm wearing shorts at a bar! I tried my best!
Her: Your hoodie is bright pink!
-yelling over loud dance music to my lesbian friend-
Her: Is that seriously the gayest thing you could wear?
Me: I'm wearing shorts at a bar! I tried my best!
Her: Your hoodie is bright pink!
