she's awesome like, whoa
Her: I don't know any sushi places
Me: I know a good place. Like the back of my hand. I'm like Kung Foo Panda haha
Her: Haha are you going to kick my butt too?!
Me: Waaaaaa no I am like peace panda. Unless you are like into that haha....but still I would be like, "Ummmm.....babe no."
Her: No, definitely not my thing lol
Me: Haha mine either
Her: So wait, you're hilarious, gorgeous, think cardiovascular health is important and you don't like kicking people's butts? How are you single?
Me: Hahaha I've been waiting for you! Hurry up!
Her: Working on it haha
Me: I know a good place. Like the back of my hand. I'm like Kung Foo Panda haha
Her: Haha are you going to kick my butt too?!
Me: Waaaaaa no I am like peace panda. Unless you are like into that haha....but still I would be like, "Ummmm.....babe no."
Her: No, definitely not my thing lol
Me: Haha mine either
Her: So wait, you're hilarious, gorgeous, think cardiovascular health is important and you don't like kicking people's butts? How are you single?
Me: Hahaha I've been waiting for you! Hurry up!
Her: Working on it haha
Lesbian Oil Wrestling
Him: Happy birthday!!!
Me: Thanks!! Off to watch mostly naked lesbians wrestle in oil!
Him: That sounds scary!
Me: Haha apparently it is!
Him: Have fun! I wish I could come!
Me: I wish I could clone myself so I could watch it twice!
gay or not too gay, that is the question
Me: I wish I knew someone great to set you up with....
Him: That's ok
Me: Oh! My neighbour is hot!
Him: Ya?
Me: Totally! I hit on her every time I see her
Him(laughing): Is she gay?
Me: I have no idea...she doesn't seem to mind though! Haha
Him: That's ok
Me: Oh! My neighbour is hot!
Him: Ya?
Me: Totally! I hit on her every time I see her
Him(laughing): Is she gay?
Me: I have no idea...she doesn't seem to mind though! Haha
perhaps some subtle lawn ornaments will do the trick
MILBF, the new MILF
We should replace MILF with MILBF.
Mom I'd Like to Buy Flowers
.respect.
text me right meow
*catching up with my lesbian friend*
Her: I went to this lesbian event and there were like 200 other lesbians in the line outside. They all had the exact same asymmetrical haircut and "little boy" type designer clothes on. They were ALL on their phones texting and no one was talking to each other. They had bitchy, "I'm like waaay too good to be in this lineup" looks on their faces
Me: Texting their cats
Her: I went to this lesbian event and there were like 200 other lesbians in the line outside. They all had the exact same asymmetrical haircut and "little boy" type designer clothes on. They were ALL on their phones texting and no one was talking to each other. They had bitchy, "I'm like waaay too good to be in this lineup" looks on their faces
Me: Texting their cats
Lesbian Roller Derby
I want to play roller derby.
But mostly because I want to wear lots of makeup, knee high rainbow socks, and crash into a pile of hot lesbians who call me Brandelion.
