plaid: the official lesbian flag
My fashionable lesbian friend: I never wear plaid
Me: Me either!
Innocent straight girl: Whaaa? That's weird. It's so trendy!
*lesbian friend and I exchange knowing glances*
Lesbian friend(grinning): It means something else when we wear it!
Me: Me either!
Innocent straight girl: Whaaa? That's weird. It's so trendy!
*lesbian friend and I exchange knowing glances*
Lesbian friend(grinning): It means something else when we wear it!
Not really....kind of....maybe
Me: I'm wearing this long pink dress to the wedding. I was going to wear the green one but I think it's too slutty.
Her: Green one?
Me: Really tight and like *cat/tigress motions in the air*
Her: Ohhhh ya I know that one. I like the lace one!
Me: Lace one? OH! THE lace one!
Her: Ya!
Me: Hahaha I can't wear that to a wedding! That dress is like *I throw my hands up in the air*, "I'M SINGLE!!!"
Her: Green one?
Me: Really tight and like *cat/tigress motions in the air*
Her: Ohhhh ya I know that one. I like the lace one!
Me: Lace one? OH! THE lace one!
Her: Ya!
Me: Hahaha I can't wear that to a wedding! That dress is like *I throw my hands up in the air*, "I'M SINGLE!!!"
hmmm.....aaaaactually....haha
joking.
mostly joking.
Being a lesbian is a disease
Had to call in sick today. Some sort of flu thing.
Since some people think being a lesbian is a disease it would have been more fun to call in gay.
Me: Oh hey. Ya, I'm feeling like marrying Taylor Swift today. I won't be in.
Since some people think being a lesbian is a disease it would have been more fun to call in gay.
Me: Oh hey. Ya, I'm feeling like marrying Taylor Swift today. I won't be in.
Lesbian pregnancy
Me(laughing): So the other day one of my guy friends offered to donate his sperm when/if I want to have a kid
My Mom: Haha! Well, don't wait too long!
Me: I still have tons of time!
My Mom: Haha! Well, don't wait too long!
Me: I still have tons of time!
I have 99 problems
(actually I have way less than that....maybe like 2-3 on a super bad day....)
but unplanned pregnancy isn't one of them!
#lesbianwin
(actually I have way less than that....maybe like 2-3 on a super bad day....)
but unplanned pregnancy isn't one of them!
#lesbianwin
dating confused women
*long time ago*
Her(flirting): Want to come over ;)? Don't tell anyone. No one knows I'm dating you.
Me: I would never "out" you.
Her: Oh, I'm not gay!
Her(flirting): Want to come over ;)? Don't tell anyone. No one knows I'm dating you.
Me: I would never "out" you.
Her: Oh, I'm not gay!
HAHAHAHAHA.
Good talk.
Good talk.
crash into me
I reckon short sundresses and puppies are responsible for 15-20% of distracted driving car accidents.
(and Ruby Rose is responsible for the other 80%)
