Brooke Candy lesbianing?
*he dances around the kitchen with my dog*
Me: Haha! Ya Bettie(dog) has aaaaallll the dance moves! Like Brooke Candy!
Him: Who is that?
Me: The rapper? She claims she is a lesbian but there is all this controversy because her lyrics are pretty hetero
-he googles and holds up his phone laughing-
Him: Oh for sure with those nails!
Me: Haha! Ya Bettie(dog) has aaaaallll the dance moves! Like Brooke Candy!
Him: Who is that?
Me: The rapper? She claims she is a lesbian but there is all this controversy because her lyrics are pretty hetero
-he googles and holds up his phone laughing-
Him: Oh for sure with those nails!
closer
he
gets closer on the couch puts
his
arm around me
gets closer on the couch puts
his
arm around me
I
move
he kisses me on the cheek
move
he kisses me on the cheek
he wants me
but
I want
you
I want
you
Universal Law Of Love
it is the universal law of love
that as soon as you are like,
"Meh, I'm over them"
they will show up in your life again
*shakes fist at sky*
My gay kryptonite
Me: I ran into him the other day at a party
My friend: Oh? How was that?
Me: (exasperated) AGH.
Men chasing lesbians are like dogs chasing cars.
They have no idea what to do once they catch one.
Butch status
*texting my lesbian friend*
Her: Is your sink fixed?
Me: Working on it....called a plumber
Her: I think the plumber is more lesbian than you
Me: Waaahahaha I lost my butch status before I even got it!
Her: Is your sink fixed?
Me: Working on it....called a plumber
Her: I think the plumber is more lesbian than you
Me: Waaahahaha I lost my butch status before I even got it!
butch please
Discoveries from today:
1. I am not a plumber
2. I should not play plumber
3. I have tiny manicured girly hands and am not good at fixing sinks
4. I will never be butch
5. I am ok with all of the above points.
1. I am not a plumber
2. I should not play plumber
3. I have tiny manicured girly hands and am not good at fixing sinks
4. I will never be butch
5. I am ok with all of the above points.
