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untameable

they call you 
mother.
girlfriend.
sister.
they call you untamable.

I call you beautiful 

Baby Dyke Guide

Are you in the closet? Git outa there!
Stop hiding!
(behind pineapples!)
(or fake boyfriends!)
I.
see.
you.
If you are a baby dyke 
(it's fine I'm allowed to use that word (muahahaha))
here's a bunch of cool lesbian stuff you might not know about yet!
(P.s. Congratulations! The best part of your life is about to begin!)
#1. QPOC
(Queer People Of Colour)
REALLY awesome organization. Find one in your area. (Search on Facebook too)
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Queer-People-of-Color-Collective-QPOCC/192269794130501
#2. Autostraddle
http://www.autostraddle.com/
They have some seriously hilarious writers and good articles!

*(puppy intermission)*
gaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ahem.
#3. FaB Femme
http://www.thefabfemme.com/
Your guide to all things femme!(besides me of course, ha!)

*(Taylor Swift intermission)*
.....I hope her neck is ok.....

#4. And last but CERTAINLY not least:
AFTER ELLEN!
Because there is no such thing as too much Ellen. I mean, really guys.
http://www.afterellen.com/

I'm probably going to keep adding to this post over time as I remember all the things I read last summer when I first came out (http://brandymars.blogspot.ca/2014/07/orange-is-new-brandy.html) sooooo feel free to come on back!

You also might enjoy my other queer guide:
OR my Lesbian Guide To Montreal:
Ciao bellas!

Check!

Go to gym?
Check.
Kiss cute girl at dance party?
Check.
Cute girl likes dogs?
Check.
 Love your job?
Check!
Oh life!
You are so good to me!

you are too pretty to be gay

sometimes as a femme 
I think I would fit into the queer community better if I dressed more masculine
but that's just not who I am
a lot of people also don't "believe" I'm gay
(hahahaaa ohhhh the inherent poetic irony of life!)
which is sometimes frustrating
like I have to prove it
well...
I only date women 
and that's pretty much the gayest thing you can do

Stud vs femme

her:stud
me:femme

Me: All the dudes I know HATE being called cute
Her: I don't mind. I get called cute all the time. Prob because I'm little
Me: I'll take handsome! Handsome femme haha!
Her: If that's what you like. Very handsome.
Me: Haha no I prefer "female" compliments
Her: I know what femmes like
Me: I'm sure you do
Her: I've been around
Me: Ladykiller
Her: Not like that but I know lol
Me: I know I'm teasing you

Doppelgänger

-at taco party-

Her(sips Margarita): I saw this girl the other day who looked EXACTLY like Taylor Swift!
Him(gasp): Where?!
Me: Did you give her my number?

be still my beating heart