lesbian math
Take the amount of lesbians in the city (lez say 100)
yeah puns!
*high fives self*
yeah puns!
*high fives self*
Divide that by the amount of social groups (ten? oui?)
Ok, how many people have you dated?
No. Really.
Liar.
Ok, whatever, let's go with 5.
You can't date or sleep with any of their friends.
CONGRATS!
By dating 5 people you have now dated half the lesbian population!
Gaydar
Her: So she was like, "Brandy's sleeping with him. Everyone is talking about it."
Me: Haha!
Her: And I was like, "I think she's playing for the other team."
Me: How did you know?
-she looks me in the eye-
Her: I just knew.
your gaydar is strong
The 100 Just Got Real
Not only do they have 2 female lead characters who are blowing the hell out of the bechdel test
BUT
now they also have a lesbian
or 2
Or maybe they are canonically bisexual.
What I'm trying to say is they romantically kissed for like ten seconds.
And it. Was. Awesome.
Go The 100!
she catches me
I run through the snow
catch her a cab
I run through the kiss
she catches me every time
Summer love
Her: She's not over her ex
Me: How long has it been?
Her: A year
Me: Whoah....ya...sometimes it takes a long time. Actually I was just talking about this the other day with another friend....I am FINALLY over my ex-girlfriend. It took forever
Her: How long were you together
Me: Just for the summer....but I was in love
Her(smiling): You ARE a lesbian
-we both laugh-
