Pregnancy
-hanging out with some friends-
Him: I like your hair
Me: Thanks!
Him: Why don't you dye it brown?
Me: Why?
Him: Just for a change
Me: I don't know...I like it blonde
Him: Have you ever had it dark before?
Me: Ya, when I was modelling
-he takes a sip of beer-
Me(shrugging): One day I'll be pregnant and I'll stop dying it because of the chemicals.
Him: I like your hair
Me: Thanks!
Him: Why don't you dye it brown?
Me: Why?
Him: Just for a change
Me: I don't know...I like it blonde
Him: Have you ever had it dark before?
Me: Ya, when I was modelling
-he takes a sip of beer-
Me(shrugging): One day I'll be pregnant and I'll stop dying it because of the chemicals.
whoah. whoah.
hey drunk Brandy
what was that about having a baby?
Piece Of My Heart
-the inimitable woman in the high waisted skirt
sings "take another little piece of my heart now baby" in a smokey purr-
Me: No! Beatrice never gets a girlfriend!(I digress)...or a boyfriend
-he turns to my friend-
Him(wide eyed like a cat with a goldfish in it's mouth): She wants a girlfriend!
My friend(casually, without missing a beat): She likes girls.
This has gotten so much easier than it used to be.
Happy Valentine's Gay! I mean .....day
Decided to create a post of some the cutest LGBTQ couples I could find for Valentine's Day!
-These couples are toooooo adorable to deny that love is love!-
Ok, so they aren't a couple....
but I secretly hope they are dating! That would make my year.
awwwww...
awwwwwwwwww
couldn't leave out the boys!
or beach girls!
or tattooed girls
and cute girls in beanies
or girls with awesome hair
xo
Brandy
awwyouuuuuuu
*he sends me an eggplant emoticon (.....it's our thing.....I will explain one day....haha....)
Me: Hey!!!
Him: Hey! How's it going?
Me: Good!!!!
Him: Wow you seem happier than last time I texted you
Me: Hottest girl ever asked me out today!
Him: You asked yourself out?!?
Me: Hey!!!
Him: Hey! How's it going?
Me: Good!!!!
Him: Wow you seem happier than last time I texted you
Me: Hottest girl ever asked me out today!
Him: You asked yourself out?!?
awwwww haha
you.
Winning Wednesday
Me(whispering): Did you get my text?
Him(my best friend looks up from his lunch): Hmm?
-he checks his phone and smiles-
Me: She's SO gorgeous (I dramatically fan myself with my hand)
-he laughs-
Him: When's your date?
Him(my best friend looks up from his lunch): Hmm?
-he checks his phone and smiles-
Me: She's SO gorgeous (I dramatically fan myself with my hand)
-he laughs-
Him: When's your date?
