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Me: See! YOU are the heartbreaker! Haha
Him: Ya....
Me: You are always calling me that but you are the one breaking hearts
Him: I just like saying it to you
Me: I like it too. Makes me feel like a baller!
-he laughs-

Labels, matter?

A three year old child in my family ripped all the labels off all the canned goods in the cupboard circa 1980. For privacy reasons thy shall remain nameless.
For months my Mom would open mystery cans and make dinners out of whatever happened to be inside. A peach could become a variety of things, peach cobbler, a smoothie....cereal topping. 
But still, a peach is inherently a peach. 
Because of the hilarity of mystery dinner nights I cannot deny the convenience of labels.
For canned goods.

Orientation

As long as I am being a good person and genuine it shouldn't matter who I am dating. The people who matter the most know I am an individual person separate from who I am in a relationship with.
And my sexual orientation isn't the only glue in a real friendship. 

The Lesbian Dates A Dude. Season 1, Episode 1. Prepare for disaster/potential awesome

Her: what did you do last night?
Me: hung out with a friend
Her: ....you have a weird expression on your face
Me: ....uhmm. I think I might be dating him...
Her(laughing): you do realize he is a man?
Me: Haha, yes. I did notice....I like him. We get along really well and he's nice to me
Her: So, it's like.... you are dating a person....and not a gender?

oui. so it seems.

I decided when I moved and started this blog last June that I would live a 100% true life.
It's a promise to myself I take very seriously.
I'm not ashamed of anything I've done. Ever. Including this.
I spent 5 YEARS hiding my romantic relationships with women.
(the amount of effort it took to keep this secret was quite immense, in hindsight I reeeeaaaaally should have not given a damn and should have been like, "HEY! MEET MY PARTNER! TOTAL BABE, AMIRIGHT?!)

People do actually get struck by lighting sometimes haha
....so, I guess me dating this guy fits into that category. 
And, lastly, I would like to point out that there are a lot of letters in LGBTQ.
Soooo, I'm going to see how this goes.
Because I want to.

Later we can classify this together!
Under either "Romantic tragedy/hilarious mistakes that make good dinner party stories"
or
"How I met your mother!" 

JUST glitter

Me: Oooooooooooooooo I love your nails!
Her: Oh thanks! They are just glitter
Me: There is no such thing as JUST glitter!

below: how I feel about glitter and sequins

Good advice

Family wisdom that has been bestowed upon me:

My Aunt: Justify yourself to no one
My Uncle: If your name is that of a fruit it is acceptable to get a tattoo of said fruit
My Mom: Take care of your feet and buy good shoes
My sister: Always have $20 cash on you for a cab
My brother: Don't give a s*** about what other people think of you
My Dad: Having a sense of irony is equal in value to a sense of humour