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Bromance

Me: Have you ever been attracted to a guy?
Him: No, I mean, who doesn't have a man crush on David Beckham? But I don't want to get naked with him
Me: I was hoping you would turn out to be gay. Such a loss. We could have been such great friends
Him: I can honestly say no one has ever said that to me before

The Struggle

Ok, I've been struggling with something lately.
Had a convo that went like this:

*while ago*
Me: I feel like my blog makes her uncomfortable
Him: She just thinks you are more than JUST gay

....ummm of course I am more than just gay

But it bothered me. So, I kinda stopped writing about that ...and suddenly my blog started to feel uncomfortable to me. Kind of alien. I don't know how to write and not be honest....I don't know how to write and not be me....in fact I have no idea how to not be me ever. It's a very confusing thing to try to do. And in fact not being myself is against the very fiber of my being.

And as a very wise person once told me, "Destiny is not for the faint of heart"

So, hello 2015.
Let's do this.
Supppaaa gay style haha. Cause that's how my life is right now. Aaaaaand I think you guys deserve to be part of that.

Sunday Funday

Yesterday:

1. Finally felt better and looked human! YAY!
2. Went to see cute girl that I'm dating
3. We went shopping
                                       
3. We shaved 2 friend's heads by request
....everyone is sober now...and no one is upset....so far
4. Made dinner for cute girl

Stop, Drop, Roll

-texting-

Me: Do you have a costume already?
Her: Not yet;(
Me: Oh no! We will remedy that :)
Her: Yaaasss. Mission unicorn dance outfits!
Me: Much win! All zeeeeee glitter!
Her: I vote we cover a tarp in glitter, cover our outfits in glue, and then roll through the glitter

so much yes.
so. 
much.

Gay Unicorn Glitter Dance Party

Me: Are you going to the Gay Unicorn Glitter Dance party?
Her: Well I just saw that I'm in the DJ lineup! So I guess so! Haha. You?
Me: Haha! Ya I'm going with the girl I'm dating
Her: Awesome! Will you be dressed as unicorns?
Me: F*** yeah
Her: Lol!
I do not miss a chance to wear an animal costume in public

I see you

Food was a good choice.
Second best choice I made today.
First being seeing you.