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Dyke the halls with cats a merry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Pretend to be straight to appease Uncle Larry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Eggnog and rum so we get feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

See the denim vests before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Skrillex haircuts always a plus
Faaaaa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell you of rainbow treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Gatheround in our hipster glasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, queers and lasses!
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous all in leather
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tie me to Megan Fox with a tether
Fa-la-la-la-la, laaaaa-laaaaa-laaaa-laaaaaa!

This morning over delicious non-vegan* gasp* brunch (thats's right people we aren't all vegan! aaaamazing!) my most excellent lesbian friend informed me about the 5 lesbian haircuts.
Too good not to share!
P.s. I am not-so-slowly becoming OBSESSED with poached eggs! What sorcery is this!? Bah!

1. The dandy/Beiber
(quiiiiiite dapper!)


ammiright?
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

2. Assymetrical long in front
.....or long in back(aka side mullet)

3. One side shaved
4. Both sides shaved with top bun
(this is a fancy swirly one but usually it's like this but just a plain bun)
(p.s. babe alert!)
5. The rooster( I don't know what this is actually called but I keep seeing it on lesbians leading to me believing it is "a lesbian thing")

On Tuesday a stranger told me I look "exactly like Taylor Swift when she used to wear her hair curly"

So:

1. You actually totally made my week
2. Thank you!
3. I'm never straightening my hair again haha
4. I just gained about 4 hours of my life back each week. What will I do with all the extra time?!?!

Dear person who "accidentally" synced my Dad's IPOD to my computer when I was 20 and uploaded photos of me in lipstick and a questionable amount of clothing onto his machine:

3 things:
1. I know who you are.
2. You still owe me
3. I like shoes

Her: You know that pic you posted on your blog of the naked girl holding the cat in front of her?
Me: Ya
Her: I was in the shower and tried to take a selfie of that to send to you as a joke
Me: Hahaha amazing! Wait, with which cat?! The one that attacked me as I came into your kitchen?!
Her: Ya