Women
Me: She is getting her masters
Mom: What is she studying?
Me: Women and gender studies
Dad(yelling from afar into the speaker phone): I want to study women!
Mom: What is she studying?
Me: Women and gender studies
Dad(yelling from afar into the speaker phone): I want to study women!
Hahaha.
Me too Dad. Me too.
Me too Dad. Me too.
wtf?!
Her: I know someone I want to set you up with
Me: Oh, cool
Her: He is into art stuff too
Me: ......but I'm gay
Her: He's bi!
Me: Oh, cool
Her: He is into art stuff too
Me: ......but I'm gay
Her: He's bi!
wtf?! haha
one bisexual man plus one lesbian does not a couple make.
Feisty Blonde
Me: I locked my keys in my apartment this morning
Him: How did you get in?
Me: I smashed the lock off
Him: What?! How?!
Me: With my hands
Don we now our gay apparel falala lalala lalala
-texting in bed-
Me:
Hitting the gay
gay
haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
omg phone
Her: You're so gay
Me:
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gaaaaaAAAYyyyyyyyyy
Her:
Ba ha ha
You're so gay you probably think this song is about you don't you
"Don we now our gay apparel falala lalala lalala"
new friends!
Me: I took soup to a friend. She's really sick.
Him: Nice! Where did you guys meet?
Me: On Tinder.
Him: Whaaaa? You are back on Tinder?!
Me: It's the only way to meet other lesbians! I am *invisible*!
-he looks disapprovingly at his drink-
Me: Dude, I look so straight that when I am on dates with women other lesbians come over and ask my date out. True story.
Him: Nice! Where did you guys meet?
Me: On Tinder.
Him: Whaaaa? You are back on Tinder?!
Me: It's the only way to meet other lesbians! I am *invisible*!
-he looks disapprovingly at his drink-
Me: Dude, I look so straight that when I am on dates with women other lesbians come over and ask my date out. True story.
It would probably help if I stopped wearing my one piece glittery bodysuit on first dates.
#lifechoices
I'm torn between going to see a Cuban band play, or karaoke, or just do nothing, or get drunk and dance around my living room pantless just because I can.
