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Queer Pronouns

Me: One of the first thing I learned about gay culture is to ask what pronoun people like
Her(pensive and confused): ....what is a pronoun?
Me: Like he/she/they. Some queer people like to go by certain pronouns. So it's polite to ask.
Her: So someone would use the word "they" for one person?
Me: Ya. Or some "women" go by "he". And some women identify as "queer" or "genderqueer" because it's more political and gender neutral. It's confusing, right? ....navigating queer culture.... I learn something new everyday

Buddhists have a saying called Beginners Mind.
It means to give yourself permission to make mistakes and learn what you don't know.
Not everything fits in a box.

Gaynight!

-via text-

Me: I'm off to bed
Her: Night!
Me: Gay night!
Her: Hahaha!
Me: Ah! Silly auto correct! I meant goodnight!

my phone is overly fluent in lesbian

Total babe

-2 lesbians texting-

Her: You should get your hair done where I go. So many babes work there.
Me: Lesbians use the word "babe" more than any other people I have ever met lol. I think we have claimed the word.
Her: Babe show
Me: Haha
Her: Babe city
Me: Total babe
Her: Babely

Babe.


Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide

Her: Are you going home for Christmas?
Me: Yup!
Her: Have you seen your family since you came out?
Me: Nope!
Her: Huh...that's probably going to be really weird for you, hey?
Me: Yup!

To help I've created this three step
*Lesbian Christmas Survival Guide!*
1. Wine
2. Wine
3. Wine

Kiss a girl in suspenders

"LOOK! HOOLA HOOP DANCERS!" my friend shouts to me
Two women in flapper dresses swing glowing rings around their bodies
I play with a stranger's boa
Kiss a girl in suspenders
In a sea of top hats 
and pearls

Comfort, not speed

-last night-
Her: I was looking at your Instagram and I wanted to tell you at work but didn't know if it was appropriate
(I have no idea where this is going)
Her: You have the best boobs ever!
Me: Thanks! They are built for comfort, not speed!


in the words of Howlin Wolf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlBqo8Pco_A
some folks built like dis, some folks built like dat haha