Sexy non-sexy-time date
-2 girls and a guy go to a bar-
no, for real
Her: You totally should come to the Christmas party!
Me(I turn to my guy friend): You can be my sexy date!
Him: Ok!
Me: I mean....like....my non-sexy-time sexy date
Him: Haha don't worry I know what you meant
Me: Haha sweet
no, for real
Her: You totally should come to the Christmas party!
Me(I turn to my guy friend): You can be my sexy date!
Him: Ok!
Me: I mean....like....my non-sexy-time sexy date
Him: Haha don't worry I know what you meant
Me: Haha sweet
.....wrong cake guys....wrong cake.
Hot Date
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: I have a date!
Him: Nice! Where did you meet?
Me: At a wedding and then she was away on a trip. She just got back.
Him: Ah, you should have gone with her!
-I gesture to the world-
Me: But I must make clothes! Or what will the people wear?! They would be naked!
Him: .....could be ok
-we both laugh-
Me: I have a date!
Him: Nice! Where did you meet?
Me: At a wedding and then she was away on a trip. She just got back.
Him: Ah, you should have gone with her!
-I gesture to the world-
Me: But I must make clothes! Or what will the people wear?! They would be naked!
Him: .....could be ok
-we both laugh-
simple creature
-via text-
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Him: Whatchudewing gurrrl?!
Me: Just got home! Had such a rad day!
Him: What happened?
Me: Work was awesome!!! And I set up my Christmas tree! But mostly work was awesome!!!
And I got a new hat!
I am a simple creature
(woooo NY!!! my fav!)
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23
we are 23
she draws magic on my walls with a sharpie
she draws magic on my walls with a sharpie
secrets no one else knows
it smells like orange peels
big pupils
and black lace dresses
it smells like orange peels
big pupils
and black lace dresses
we lay under my bed on the carpet
laughing
in the dark
the world can't get us here
in the dark
the world can't get us here
light one up
Him(cute accent): You are so sweet and innocent, but also naughty!
Me: Haha
-I give him a mischievous grin-
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Shopping for Christmas lights at Urban Outfitters with my lesbian friend!
Him: You two are going to light one up!
Me: Hahaha!
-he looks confused-
Me: .....do you know what "light one up" means?
Him:......no
-I put two fingers to my lips and pretend to inhale-
Him: Ohhhhh!....are you sure?
Me:......no haha
Me: Haha
-I give him a mischievous grin-
Him: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Shopping for Christmas lights at Urban Outfitters with my lesbian friend!
Him: You two are going to light one up!
Me: Hahaha!
-he looks confused-
Me: .....do you know what "light one up" means?
Him:......no
-I put two fingers to my lips and pretend to inhale-
Him: Ohhhhh!....are you sure?
Me:......no haha
we are two of a kind
